WORKER FOLKS


Dyer

Dyer is the ring leader and the boss chick. Nothin' get's past Dyer. Cool cat, but also kinda hot headed and has a temper that will explode before you know it. But you gotta really try to light her fuse. Don't be careless, that's all. She's kinda quirkie, you'd never guess it when you first meet her...it takes a while to sink in. She's into NASCAR, poetry, welding stuff, self-discovery and exploration as well as discovering her pets - and where her pets are or have gone - a real dog whisperer protegé.

Stacy

Stacy is mysterious. We thought she was just helping out one day and then by the end of the week she asked for a paycheck. So we just kinda kept her around. Somebody said they thought she was a mole from the IRS but there is no proof. Rory even checked his database. She does have a history in Denmark of being a pseudo-spy for the Danish mafia but we couldn't figure what their interest in Muddy's would be. So we decided to keep her on rather than question all that stuff. She doesn't seem like a spy, but sometimes I catch her staring a little too long. Good thing is that when anybody is acting out of line, she will be the first to act, and she's quick.

Alison

Alison is one of those people that seems to have done everything. Ya know, been there - done that. You'd think she was a hundred years old, yet she shines like a prom queen. She has a Black belt in Karate, a gold Medal in the butterfly (2000), she's been a clown in the circus, antarctic explorer, she rode the dolphins in Belize, invented the colorful little plastic thing you put on your keys to mark which one is for what, sold McDonalds the "ba da ba ba baa... I'm lovin' it" campaign back in 2002, and has pretty much been riding that wave ever since. Oh, and she donates blood monthly to the Red Cross. How does she ever find the time and energy to kick so much ayass at Muddy's? Freak of Nature.

Max

Max is one of the most clever guys you will ever meet. Not only does he have a ton of cool tricks up his sleeve, but he can just as easily fade into a cement wall without you knowing e's there. It's a trained skill he learned while being in the Intelligence and Research Department of Georgetown...i.e. Max is a pro Spy. You'd never guess either. He's so gentle and Soft spoken. But if you need to stalk someone or get dirt on some scumbag that has done you wrong. Max is your guy. He will follow - completely invisible - and collect notes on whomever you are so insanely obsessed with that you'd pay money to know the dirty laundry list of secrets when they 're gone. Max just works at Muddy's as a cover. Don't tell anybody unless you have serious suspicions and a couple grand laying around.






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Megan

Megan still uses training wheels. She used to have a paper route but was not efficient enough. Be careful and mind your manners around her or she'll make a sculpture out of your bones. Whenever there's a score to settle, she'll fight a good fight, and fight fair. So you can't really complain. She's just tough. Scary tough. Can't beat that. Everybody Misses MEGAN!

Sarah

If there was ever a person to listen to, it's Sarah. She has a great imagination and is a really good story teller. She could get away with anything. She can make you believe in almost anything. Maybe has a mind controller thing going on. Also she is very messy in the kitchen. That's why she has a collection of whisks. She is really good at making scrambled eggs. That was on the top of her resumé and how she got hired. Problem is, you just never really know what ingredients have gone in stuff because she's such a good whisk-er. Also she hates organized crime. So don't cross her.

James

James is living the good life. The stories this guy has, you'll wish you were him. Except for the story about the cows in the field at midnight one summer. I'm sure you can guess the rest. But man, he's like a 2 time nobel prize winner, has been the president of the NRA, and played shortstop in the pro's. Once when he played for the Yankees he struck out Reggie Jackson, that's my favorite story. Well it goes hand in hand with when he had dinner with Ghandi -that's a funny story. We had to hire him just by the stuff he's done...not sure how good he is at making soup though, we'll see.















Jason

Holy Crap. In case you didn't notice, Jason is bad. Super Bad. Badass. Duh - just look at him.

One day he will be the real James Bond. He's got the resumé. He's got the moves - serious Ninja stuff... Actually, he really does. He spent 4 years in intelligence in Stuttgart,Germany, then another 2 years as a special agent to the Secret Service and then quit when George W. Bush was elected. (Wouldnt You?) He denies that the Bourne Ultimatum was written all about his experiences during the 90's but I guess you'd have to deny that kind of experience or people would always be like "Hey dude, how'd you do that thing...???"

Also, he has a sweet trick he pulls once in a while where he levitates .... plus he does ballet every morning at 6am prior to prep...no wonder he's so graceful...







Alissa

Alissa is tough. You have actually seen her being tough, without knowing it. Ya see she was a stunt double at her last job in "Tinseltown" before relocating to Portland. She found her hidden talent when she was cast as an extra on an early episode of CSI. She was supposed to be a corpse in the morgue and when they roled her out for her scene the guy fumbled and she flew off the cart. Well, the director noticed that not only did she land on all fours like a cat, but also had a knack for looking great on camera. Realizing her amazing resistance to fear, she began doing stunts in many primetime shows as well as feature films. She even had a contract thru universal to be Meg Ryans stunt double on all her action films from 2002-2007. After hitting paydirt last year, she decided the life of rough and tumble was a good fling, but hardly worth the hastles of Hollywood. She still does stunts here and there but the glamorous life was too much for her modest ways. All the stalkers and fan mail as well as the long stares at local Starbucks and cheesy lines from guys "Hey, don't I know you from some where?" Got old. Really old. Well, you all actually do know her from somewhere. Muddy's! And we're lucky to have such a cat on our team.

Rory

I always hope Rory is working when I come by the coffeehouse. Nobody knows it but he used to work for the CIA and so he get's these awesome passwords you can use online to find out the most outrageous stuff about your neighbors. He doesn't generally like to talk about it, so don't bring it up with him. If he brings it up consider it a dare to see how weird you are. He get's a kick out of what peoples strangest curiosities are. And he usually slips me a free doughnut for not telling. I guess those days are over.














Adrian

Adrian is a pro. When Dyer was driving accross the country mining for awesome recipes in every little town that was a stones throw from the freeway, she encountered Vivian somewhere in the Heartland. "Vivian" kicked butt, and she really would three times a day - to these roughneck dudes that came in the diner and tried tocause a ruckus at the time she was managing. Dye was so impressed by "Vivian" that she had to have her. So one night at closing she drugged her and kidnapped her.Vivian was so happy that somebody saved her from the little town that she didn't even complain about her head pounding. She changed names when they went thru Utah for some reason and wound up here with a bunch of freeze dried dinners they picked up in Idaho.